May 2013
542 posts
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
mr-frodo-swaggins:
jolivet:
simon-the-jewish-vampire:
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
his face tho
y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
dat-patriot:
benedictblvd:
jesus-misha:
sundancekyd:
equation of the curve of jensen ackles’ ass.
Leave it to Tumblr.
I’m just far too impressed that someone took the time to create a sine function for this.
never been happier for math
egbuns:
otterthulhu:
rabioheab:
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
Farquaad
Farquaad II
Farquaad III
Farquaad IV
Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads:
All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!
Workout #1: The Book Curl
Workout #2: The Book Up
Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!
Cool Down
willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
underestimatedoswinfangirl:
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
johnnydepps:
iamjonwanker:
yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 31 but he’s...
rowling-in-the-deep:
if you don’t burst out singing your favorite songs when you’re home alone you’re lying
deadthingsmikey:
I kind of have a feeling that Garth is just going to pop up next season, like…
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
karlykamikazeandspiderman:
closer-each-day:
hiddles-girl:
-sunflowerseeds:
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
where are your sources
I’d like to conduct some tests on this subject
loblow11:
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
-im cheaper than a puppy that part’s a lie lol
svau:
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
foxnewsofficial:
weeklycrime:
what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
recycle it
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
herspanic:
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
coffeeandcheesecake:
thereichenbachfinn:
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE...
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Just wanted to put this out lol
holygrails:
jmoosalecki:
neraiutsuze:
Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans
Sam Winchester VS The Clowns
Also:
Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans
Dean Winchester vs The Plane
also
Castiel vs anything:
Castiel vs Women
then there’s Bobby
bloodysigils:
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
64kbps:
atherys:
64kbps:
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
ow
puckquinn:
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
soft satan
sad satan
little ball of rage
sassy satan
sammy satan
why did you kill gabe
crying
